One poops on the carpet and one has poop for brains – but how can you not love them to pieces

Hi. I’m Susan. I run, I garden, I drink
wine, and I try not to spend all my money on
pretty shoes. I take really bad photographs. I
work as a web designer with my sister, Amy, for
the company we started called Sumy Designs. I also have the most amazing, witty and compassionate teenage daughter any mom could ask for.

My life is good.

Just don’t frack with me.