6 Things I can do:
Drink 2 martinis and win an argument with anyone
Be mean, critical and nice all at the same time (Are you a gemini Sarah?)
Make groovy blog headers
Have PMS for the entire month
Attract the weirdo, pornsy type people to my blog with my tongue
Get up early in the morning and torture myself
12 Things I cannot do:
Run 26.2 consecutive 8 min miles (yet)
Drive in the lines
Stop Rikki from peeing on the carpet
Decide what restaurant to go to
String a sentence as poetic as Kate
Run, drive or walk anywhere without getting lost
Use profanity like the Linda
Stop drinking excessive coffee
Figure out how to use my phone for things other than talking
Put on eye makeup without looking like a prostitute
Cook without setting off the fire alarm
Math
Participate in sports that involve the use of balls or sharp things
Buy the $178 Charles David Leisure 4″ heels I want oh so badly
Spell STARBUCKS better than either of my my dogs
4 Things I say often:
I’m so hungry I think I might die
Do I stink?
Where am I?
Ohhh . . .
I’ll have to finish later – it’s date night with my handsome husband and I want to look spiffy. He just survived a weekend with the in-laws without having any breakdowns (almost) . . . I have a picture of him cleaning the oven after having a minor breakdown when I set off the fire alarm making lasagna.
I only tag those who wish to participate, all blogaholics and anyone who can type very fast.
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