Today I made it to Satanic training without coffee, on time and with my teeth brushed. I was there at 4:45 AM for my fat caliber test. This included lots of skin pinching and computer entering. Now I can proudly annouce the dismal news that my body is 34.6 percent FAT. One would think showing up on time and with personal hygeine in check that early would qualify me for a fat discount. No. Sadly not.
Moving on. Look at my new baby. Isn’t she beautiful? Already tan and with pierced ears…just the way God intended. She is the perfect child, especially since I can hand her back as soon as she starts spitting up on my cashmere sweater. Perhaps stealing the children of friends is the way to go. She already has my eyes – a few highlights and a shopping addiction and she’s set to be a mini-Susan!
That settles it…no fat discount means I am definitely not going to your trainer now!
that is one sweet baby girl.
a fat test that early without any caffeine … too dangerous, I would definitely kill someone by 7am
Hey, tell your trainer from hell that caffeine actually helps burn fat…maybe he will let you drink it then!
Keep posting all about this interesting training!
Are you less sore today? What was the workout?
A mini-Su? 🙂
You are looking at it all wrong …… you are greater than 65% Fat Free and you can wear a little badge saying so.
that percentage just does not seem right. i think he was messing with you.
what a sweet baby!
Ugh, I just underwent the whole caliper thing too… I’m not telling what my fat % is, heck, I’d have to say it outloud. Oh wait, I’m typing, I guess I wouldn’t have to say it outloud. But I’ll give you a hint, it was the same as yours minus the .6%
That baby is too cute and snuggly!
What a beautiful baby!!!!
Your new trainer sounds awesome. A total drill sarge but I think he is going to really produce some results!
Oh my gosh I have now decided not to have my body fat tested b/c I am likely to be over 100%. Maybe they could suck my fat out and give it to needy woman looking for boob and butt enhancements. What a beautiful baby….love the bow!
Cute baby!
Don’t think I’d like to ponder on my fat percentage – that would depress me. In fact, I need chocolate just thinking about it!
Hee hee. Reading your funny posts are the best start to a day!
Commencing training at 45am (I mean 4.45 am) shows committment Susan. Does the alarm go 45 minutes earlier so you can wake up without coffee?
34.6% is just a number isn’t it CJ? At least it’s not 45%.
34.6, Well, that should teach you not to do tests like that.
I’ll make sure I’ll never meet your crazy trainer – that guy sounds dangerous.
I keep handing my kids back to my wife, but for some reason she always gives me an evil look when I do so. I don’t get it???
Signed,
Clueless in Bonney Lake
sounds like you have a great training….from hell.
the baby looks just like you she has your eyes.
Your trainer sounds effective yet hell-bent on destroying you! No coffee?! Please tell me you can at least drink it afterwards!
I don’t know if the world is ready for ANOTHER mini-Susan!
Crazy trainer should not ban coffee from your morning routine! I am on strike for you!
Beautiful girl!
Hey, I luv Susie’s new header! Nice work!
Great, if you have been working out all this time and you BF is 34.6, then I would hate to see mine!
And another thing you and mini-Susan have in common is that you are both short.
She’s a real cutie.
Sorry that I haven’t dropped by in so long but I see you’ve been busy 😉
Love the sound of your new trainer. S/he sounds sufficiently satanic 🙂
that header just totally works for me — i have no idea why… but, it so works.
too bad beauty is not judged on body fat… i might have a chance… but, your beauty shines through ALL the time… that’s a great pic.
p.s. Tanita is looking at me constantly in the HABC… I’ve moved her to the master ensuite, so there’s no avoiding her now… we have consumated our relationship in ’06.
Forget the kid… that trainer is going to make YOU a mini-Susan 🙂
What a sweetie! Mini-Susan is pretty cute too.
If it helps, you don’t look a single % over 20. 😉
Hey, thanks for stopping by my blog… I’m totally amazed by the following you’ve got, going to have to catch up on some of your stories!
That trainer sounds like the devil’s apprentice… just the thought makes my muscles ache a little!
34.6% fat? I don’t know anything about these things but does that sound like a large % to you? I mean 35% is an awefully big part of anyone – like more than a third! If its true, I don’t think it gets evenly distributed.
Have you ever tasted fat-free salad dressing or fat-free yoghurt? It’s vile and tasteless and boring!
What I want to know is, how does the Tanita’s fat percentage compare to the calipers? Were they close? Is the Tanita anywhere near accurate?
is your trainer male? because you can do some of your own torture. tell him your thighs ache from girl on girl action you did for kicks. that you found this fabulous set of garters and were wondering if it’d work for running the way it worked for tim robbins in bull durham. then walk away swaying those 34.whocares hips and be proud of your woman!
long distance runners who qualify for boston on bad days don’t have hot bods. you have a wonderful figure and you need to learn to love your ass. if you call it a butt, you just feel weighed down by the need to reduce it or reshape it or whatever. but ass? ass is used by people who are comfy. love your ass. get a bumpersticker, put it on the car that takes kenza to school “I LOVE MY ASS.”
The best babies are the ones you can give back to their moms. Tis why I love being a granny so much. ♥
What an adorable pictures!