Lick This!

by Runner Susan on March 24, 2006

in Just for Fun

My new iMac arrived – my very own precious for my very own desk. It’s bewildering as to why I am so infatuated with certain electronic gadgets – they aren’t silk, cashmere, chocolate or sparkly. You can’t drink them or sex them. The entire concept is so entirely unSusan. I accept this fact and do the only logical thing – I lick my new precious.


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{ 43 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kate March 24, 2006 at 8:57 am

That is disturbing beyond belief. Or would be if I weren’t distracted by that gorgeous thing you’re abusing. WANT!!!

2 Joseph Vinciquerra March 24, 2006 at 9:27 am

I just made this desktop wallpaper…
;-)

3 William March 24, 2006 at 9:58 am

Mac looser!

4 William March 24, 2006 at 9:58 am

Oops, meen loser.

5 William March 24, 2006 at 9:59 am

Oops I mean mean.

6 William March 24, 2006 at 9:59 am

fat finger friday.

7 21stCenturyMom March 24, 2006 at 10:00 am

Technology sexes us up – without even trying. I’m not a Mac person but I do love those iMacs because they are so sleek, so unobtrusive, so sexy.

8 Shalini March 24, 2006 at 10:01 am

mmmm…..yummy iMac.

9 Donks March 24, 2006 at 10:05 am

You’re a nut…I love it!

10 Cliff March 24, 2006 at 10:23 am

Susan, u know i am in an office checking your blog…pls keep it G rated..

..is it just me but everytime i come to check your blog u have a new header??

11 Josh March 24, 2006 at 10:24 am

I love it! I’m a Mac fan myself, though I don’t think I’ve ever taken it to that extreme.

12 Flatman March 24, 2006 at 11:12 am

OMG. No comment (but that’s a hot picture!) :)

13 The Devil March 24, 2006 at 11:29 am

It’s just so white. I’d like it better if it came in a variety of flavors. Very nice!!

14 KAP March 24, 2006 at 11:55 am

*snort*

15 Jessica March 24, 2006 at 12:38 pm

Hilarious! I love Macs. And Chocolate of course. Hmm… Maybe Apple could make a sparkly iMac that tastes like Chocolate??

16 LeahC March 24, 2006 at 1:00 pm

ooooh!!! congrats on the new computer. I have the same one and love it (I got it about a month and a half ago). Enjoy!

17 alcarter March 24, 2006 at 1:24 pm

Macs rock – not only are they far superior to PC’s but the look fanbloomintastic and they rarely get viruses.

18 stefano March 24, 2006 at 2:22 pm

Drink an electronic gadgets or making sex with it. A new idea for new markets.

19 runninturnip March 24, 2006 at 2:22 pm

I LOVE Macs. I plan to buy a Powerbook as soon as I graduate. I love the new banner on your blog too! Sounds like your training is working according to the end of your previous post. Keep it up and I am sure you will have a PR

20 mark March 24, 2006 at 3:04 pm

Susan,

1) I have an iMac. A better computer has NEVER been made. I LOVE mine.

2) Why didn’t we have your breakingthetape address on the RBF directory? Please don’t tell me you told us and we forgot?

3) Take a look at your posting on the RBR recents page.
:) Mark

21 Pamalamadingdong March 24, 2006 at 3:19 pm

I hope you didn’t get a shock

22 susan March 24, 2006 at 3:24 pm

I want one. I am so jealous. They ARE sexy.

23 air-run March 24, 2006 at 3:28 pm

ya, nice pic on the RBR

24 a.maria March 24, 2006 at 3:40 pm

that is one beautiful piece of machinery. i feel the same way about my Apple Powerbook.

yummy!

25 Nytro March 24, 2006 at 4:08 pm

wait… you CAN’T sex a computer? that’s news to me.

26 Rob March 24, 2006 at 5:59 pm

Even though you’re fully clothed you leave plenty to the imagination. You must be feeling better and getting back into the blogging rhythm.

27 partyrunner March 24, 2006 at 6:03 pm

i love your new header! it’s beautiful. am v. impressed. wish i was more technologically inclined. thankfully you’re around.

28 david March 24, 2006 at 6:56 pm

If she got shocked from licking you know that’s what she wanted all along. Just a static shock would drive her crazy, is my guess.

29 Dawn (aka Pink Lady) March 24, 2006 at 7:12 pm

Love the new header, but sorry, Mac doesn’t do it for me…lol.

30 stephanie March 24, 2006 at 8:41 pm

i so wont one of those buti have not got around to getting one yet!!

31 Jeanne March 24, 2006 at 8:49 pm

Macs ROCK!!! I might have to break my self-imposed celibacy with my powerbook…now that you’ve shown me the way.

32 iliketoast March 24, 2006 at 10:15 pm

Obviously sex with electronic gadgets is shocking …………..

ok so I’m working with a tough audience or my material just isn’t funny ……

33 zara March 24, 2006 at 10:40 pm

Now you’ve gone and made all the other computers jealous of yours.

34 TryAthlete@Hogspot March 25, 2006 at 12:23 am

Nice header, Susan. Put the spring in your step!

35 ewen March 25, 2006 at 1:54 am

That’s a slow way to clean the screen.

36 Mike March 25, 2006 at 2:03 am

Whoa that is some serious Mac Love! ;-) At my job all the bean counters (like me) in Finance / Acctng get the boring PC’s while the “rock stars” (designers) get the sexy macs with the huge monitors…*sigh*

37 strewth March 25, 2006 at 4:25 am

Love the new header – very spring-like. Hope the iMac tastes good!

38 IHateToast March 25, 2006 at 6:30 am

you can sort of sex a computer…you can have sex because of a computer. it’s a bit of a stretch. but i met iliketoast online. so because of a computer, i got a good rootin’ and continue to have sex.

this was made on an iMac. …because i AM right brained and proud of it.

we toast people are a bit let down that you licked the computer fully clothed.

39 janet March 25, 2006 at 12:52 pm

but iMacs are sexy! That’s such a great picture. And I am jealous now. Alright, so I get to work with macs… but someday… I will have my own.

40 Scott March 25, 2006 at 7:10 pm

Frig. I just bought a Dell a few months ago. So wrong….

41 RunDave March 25, 2006 at 8:13 pm

Ooo that mac is sexy. Thing about macs is though, I can’t get around the whole one button mouse thing. Long live left and right click. I’m sure this pic will go straight to the number one downloaded image for the screen-licking fetish world.

42 Rich March 27, 2006 at 10:17 pm

Please! I don’t think I can handle any more hot pics! Um … ok, maybe just 10 or 20 more.

43 Flatman March 28, 2006 at 9:44 am

“Right-click, Set as Background…”

Can’t do that with a Mac, baby!

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