More Free Time + Closer Proximity to the Fridge = A Susan Who Never Stops Eating.
On the upside, a Larger Susan = Bigger Boobs.
I never thought of myself as a logical, left-brained person, but I have discovered a truth of logic being at home:
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Everything goes better with cleavage.
Stay tuned…
It would be helpful if we could just have the bigger boobs without all the eating 🙂
Amen. This is exactly why I stopped working from home.
my problem wasn’t so much the bigger boobs… it was the bigger ass, bigger thighs and bigger gut that got me. i never got lucky with the bigger boobs. poor benny.
You forgot to draw in the bigger boobs. Hilarious.
Have you thought about some sort of fridge lock? Or maybe just a recumbent bicycle for a chair.
Booblicious.
The fridge and I fight all the time. Wish it would go to my chest but no it goes to my stomach.
Being 30 lbs heavier now then I was 20 years ago I also noticed my man breast have developed, perhaps it is a time for a “Manzer” or a “Bro”.
Susan,
As Try said, you are BOOBLICIOUS AND BOOTYLICIOUS! You gotta like a girl like that! You keep me laughing!
There’s a lot to be said for bigger boobs.
uh, pictures please 🙂
Susan, I have the opposite problem. I am losing cleavage. UGH!!
toast liker would agree.
i am also impressed that you could do the lateral splits, too.
Boobs are over rated. Keep healthy stuff near your work area at home. Helps to keep you away from the fridge.
My hubby is constantly telling me not to lose weight, he doesn’t want “the girls” to shrink.
That’s how I am during the summer. Home all day with the kids. I run in the morning and want to eat all day. I gain 3-5 lbs. during the summer. I try and tell myself it’s muscle, but it’s a lie.
Isn’t that odd. When I gain weight I too get better cleavage. My husband would prefer it if I was a porker I am sure.
U changed shoes.
Cliff is extremely observant about the shoes. That’s scary.
Maybe the answer is to not leave the house. That way the refrigerator never refills and you can’t over-eat.
You’ll just have to decide which you want more: Bigger boobs et al or BQ and infamy.
great conclusion! 🙂