Probably should be Random AND Scary Thoughts.
- Marshmallow dogs can’t eat out of the trash or drink from the toilet.
- I want five to be my new three that used to be five but has become three again.
- I’ve traded incontinence for dehydration. I’m not sure which is better.
- My high heels miss me and my hair needs highlighted.
- Dressing like a Ninja Runner makes cars want to run over you.
- I either over dress or under dress but there is no in-between.
- This breath mint lip gloss is on my list of world’s greatest inventions.
- Why did I not figure out that bigger boobs still equals more fat on my body?
- Daughter home sick yesterday and was magically better by 1pm . . . coincidence? Or genetic programming?
- Noticed during run yesterday that weight lifting is paying off. Legs are lifting easier and moving faster.
Hilarious! Okay, here’s one. When John Jones-Smith marries Jane Brown-Wilson and they have a child called Mary, does she become Mary Jones-Smith-Brown-Wilson?
OK Susan you are starting to creep me out a little bit…I think I like it!
add to number 10 that they look great as well!
#8. Bigger boobs = “good” fat.
So do we get a prize if we comment every day too?
ahhh. my daugter was home sick today and magically cured by lunch time…coincidence? I think not!!
#9 – been there….done that. GUILTY!
I did a pre-natal class … or is it post-natal ….. not sure. Anyway I was sitting in a class where we were all on mats on the floor. Every woman had a huge belly and an awkard guy being supportive but commpletely unconfortable. Until …… the teacher brought out a knitted Uterus …. yes made out of wool. She threw it to the class and one guy put it on hs head and we laughed ….. come to think of it … that is all I remember from the class and something called pelvic floors which is an execise the women must do so that their insides don’t drop out after birth. That is all I know on the subject. However, if your Uterus unravels as it has a few loose threads, I’m sure Katy could knit you a new one. That is the point I was trying to make.