What’s up with the video thing? It’s just a test for now and I’m not even sure I’ll use it. My plan is to document this stupid idiotic Master Cleanse I’m about to undergo. And yes, I am fully aware that it is stupid and idiotic. And yes, I am going to partake in it anyway. And since it is stupid and idiotic I will likely be emotionally fragile and too weak from hunger to type, so I plan on posting video entries for the ten days of the cleanse. I’m not sure exactly when I’m going to start, but it will be sometime soon.
I have mixed feeling about this video-blogging though, because while I can write “you god damn mother fucking bastard”, I actually have no ability to speak it. So you understand my bad girl/good girl dilemma . . . There is also the voice thing. I can never believe I actually sound like I do. I keep half expecting an elf to jump out my mouth because I can’t believe I’m really so high-pitched. Just so you know, I sound much better inside my head.
And since I’m feeling generous today, I won’t get started on the jowls, double chin and the “when the hell did I start to look so old” stuff. But therein lies the point to this whole thing. Once I get rid of my sugar/caffeine/diet coke and cheese ball addiction, I can move on to losing a few or forty pounds, and life will be good.