Instant messaging gone awry:
RS: What should I blog about today?
Kate: How great I am
RS: How great you are?
Kate: Yeah, because you always blog about you
RS: But it’s my blog. A blog about me. Me and all my me. Me and my amazing breasts.
Kate: You don’t have breasts
RS: Yes I do, I’ve gained weight. It’s the only benefit, I have them and they are wonderful.
Kate: I deserve praising more than your breasts. Now go praise me.
(5-minutes later)
Kate: How is the praising of Kate going? I see no praising of Kate yet. Praise me, damn you.
Why fight a battle you can’t win? So let’s move on to the greatness of Kateness:
- She loves cheese.
- She has Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder.
- She has really cute blue shoes.
- She alone holds the secret to the semi-colon; and uses her secret powers for good or when forced by Runner Susan.
- She doesn’t eat cute animals.
- She hosts very serious international sales meetings.
- She reads more books than anyone I know. And smart books too.
- She types fast.
- She draws great pictures of my internal organs and their dysfunctions.
- She has really fast growing hair.
- She listens to me talk about my wonderfully amorphic boobs and she’s still my friend.
- She’ll tell me amorphic isn’t a word.
- She has a secret blog that she won’t let me see (that’s not really great, but I want to rub it in)
Kate may be really cool but she needs a new dictionary. Amorphic is a word but it means shapeless. I cannot believe your boobs, regardless of size, are shapeless.
Other than that Kate sounds totally fabulous.
Kate may be great in her own right, but I still think your the best blogger in Texas.
3 cheers for Kate…and her secret blog. 😀
and 4 cheers for RS and her (not so) shapeless boobs!!!
Hey, I have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, too!! Kate & I have a lot in common, too bad I can’t read her blog. ha! Now post about your amorphic breasts! Your fan base demands it!
ah, i love me some cheese! later.
Girl friends are great. What would we do without them?
Dude, I NEVER told you amorphic isn’t a word.
You forgot that I introduced you to the concepts of smackage and hot raunchy monkey sex.
Still, lovely post to open up. I might even have to link to it on my super sekrit blog I won’t let you see.
Kate hides everything…I have a special room warming for Kate down here. Other than that, cheese is good…
kate gives good text.
(another reason to sing her praises…)
(not good enough to give her my cel num mind you, but, good text nonetheless…)
Good GOD that was funny!
Getting a peek into the mind of two fabulous females – what fun.
For the record, men’s penis’s don’t get larger when we gain weight. 🙁
so i did it. i googled hot raunchy lesbian (you forgot that part) monkey sex AND susan and found you. but you weren’t first. you need to think about that. refocus.
no blog is secret. someone sees it. you’re just… oh, i so hate to say this to you and your amorphic (better than pendulous) breasts, but… you’re just not in her circle of trust. someone, not you, is reading her blog. you must use that against her. you might break her down. use puppy eyes and all that. good luck!
Oooh, I love very serious international sales meetings.
So, tell me again, why is it a problem that men are obsessed w/ boobs, when we clearly are not alone in that obsession?
Better “amorphic” breasts than “anthropomorphic” breasts, anyway!
I’m still laughing over Mark’s comment. It’s nice that you and your daughter have such a great relationship.