Analyze This

by Runner Susan on January 30, 2007

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I dreamt that I was going to spend a day beta-testing an artificial heart. I left the house, my many internal organs spread out and neatly arranged on a coffee table. I left them in the guardianship of my mother, with specific instructions to make sure Donkey didn’t eat any of the organs, especially my real-live heart.

Throughout the day, I made many calls to my mother, checking in on my organs; she assured me they were fine. When I returned home that afternoon, she had put the organs on a cookie sheet and stuck them in a wall safe behind a watercolor I had painted in college. When I pulled them out of the safe, I noticed the organs were not neatly arranged. They were all squished together on one side of the tray. I picked my heart from the pile of organs and looked at it carefully.

And then I woke up.


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1 Mark January 30, 2007 at 8:25 am

I think it means you need to make some Valentine’s day cookies. Did you get a good look at all your organs, where they nice and healthy?

2 Bob January 30, 2007 at 8:44 am

Analysis – That is one wacky dream

3 cindylouwho January 30, 2007 at 9:08 am

Susan,
Have you been taking that liquid crack again? I told you that we only take that stuff when we are together at booty camp, running or turbo weight day! That is it…I am cutting you off for sure now.

4 Flatman January 30, 2007 at 9:27 am

Martini much?

At least she didn’t shove them in the oven at 375 for 45 mins.

5 Elizabeth January 30, 2007 at 10:06 am

how many martinis did you have last night?

6 Try January 30, 2007 at 10:25 am

You long for a new you, a new heart; but you are unwilling to give up the old. You are afraid of the changes, which is why you kept checking up on your organs, looking back to the past.

Other people (represented in the dream by your Mum) prefer the old Susan, which is why they keep the organs safe, and behind items which represent your colorful past.

The fact that your dream ended when you picked up your old heart from the pile and examined it is no coincidence – it shows that you are at crossroads in your life, at a point where you have to decide whether it is the “old you” that you want to keep, or risk change to bring about the “new you”.

That’ll be $50, please.

7 jank January 30, 2007 at 10:27 am

Sweet.

And way tougher than me – I think I’d qualm about beta-testing any artificial organ, even in dreams.

8 Linda January 30, 2007 at 11:43 am

Your heart, was it broken? Black:)

9 bold January 30, 2007 at 11:55 am

i’d lend you my organ, if you ever needed it.

10 Jen_runs January 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm

Not even going to try Susan…..

11 Juls January 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm

Please note, that it is better to secure your organs safely in “your” control rather than in someone else’s. Although your Mom may have been a safer bet (depending upon your relationship with her), you have no idea how someone else will treat your essentials. Also, a little cooler with ice would be good too.

I am curious that you didn’t actually dream about how the trial with the foreign heart went.

Funny dream.

12 21stCenturyMom January 30, 2007 at 1:01 pm

I think this dream means that you have guts and a great heart and a Mom what wuvs you. yeah – that’s it.

13 D January 30, 2007 at 1:46 pm

I’ve been having some weird dreams lately too. Odd. I was laughing reading your last post on Soccer Tournaments. How clearly I remember those days. Either you’re freezing your butt off or sweating your butt off. Soccer seems to catch all of the extreme weather! I don’t miss that.

14 Laurie January 30, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Wow. That is insane. I like Try’s interpretation, it makes sense to me.

15 Jessica January 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm

Wow that’s a good one. Was the tin man in there anywhere?? He would of had a hey-day if he got into that wall safe.

16 Denise "Firefly" January 30, 2007 at 6:01 pm

Susan, what did you eat or drink last night? WOW!

17 Josh January 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm

Yep. Definitely means you had too much wine to drink…

18 Sam January 30, 2007 at 10:02 pm

Okay, that has become my new favorite “other person” dream. It replaces a line in Seinfeld where Jerry tells George “One time I had a dream where a hamburger was eating me!”
:D

Dream on. Rock on. Run on. Boot camp on. Whatever…

I love your blog.

19 jim bond January 30, 2007 at 10:45 pm

you are so disturbed.

20 Mark January 30, 2007 at 11:03 pm

Please get back to talking about your breasts.

21 Laura Lohr January 31, 2007 at 12:41 am

Whoooooa. Maybe it means you need to have some smackage at Weight Watchers. :-)

22 iliketoast January 31, 2007 at 5:07 am

The heart represents the centre of emotional life. It is an archetypal symbol for love that has been with us since time immemorial. Your dream is describing your emotional life and the way that you are currently dealing with your feelings. If the heart is damaged, being operated on, or wounded, then you may be experiencing an emotional hurt of some kind. Dogs helped man to hunt and herd his flock. They are therefore a symbol of the right inner relationship between you and your animal nature. They may also symbolise loyalty and guidance.

So obviously there can only be one conclusion……. Don’t drink coffee so close to bedtime.

23 IHateToast January 31, 2007 at 5:57 am

well clearly it means that it’s michael’s turn to open the cans of alpo for a while.

24 Wylee January 31, 2007 at 10:05 am

Dali would have loved that!

25 david February 1, 2007 at 8:04 pm

You really need to stop letting Donkey sleep with you in bed. He’s hogging the covers and rolling over on you too, by the sound of it.

26 Rich February 1, 2007 at 8:56 pm

So … were you naked?

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