- If you plan on moving, buy a house already built. Don’t try building a new one – Because eventually your house will figure out you are cheating on it and will want to get even by flooding itself and ruining all your hardwood floors . . . while you are away admiring the construction of your new home. And soon after you move the furniture out of the house into the yard, so you can sweep out 3 inches of standing water, a 30 mph dust storm will blow through and scatter your furniture, throw rugs and small dogs all over the neighborhood.
- A bottle is better than a glass if you need to self-medicate with wine over dinner.
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Susan,
http://www.cheaterpantssusan.com! Enough said.
oh my!
that’s exactly why i rented an apartment while i was building mine. the house new i was cheating on it, but karma couldn’t find me because there was no title document!
Oh no, that is horrible.
at least you’re keeping your sense of humor?
When we built our house, it was a pain in the rear! I sympathize…although I can say it sounds like you have had a more traumatic experience: cheers! or bottom’s up!!
Hope the saga gets better as it continues.
Tell me this is a warm up story for April Fools Day.
Hmmm…sounds like a not so fun event. Excet for maybe the drinking part. I hope all is back to normalish.
Nasty – sorry that happened.
Nasty – sorry that happened.
Your house hates me, too. I got an error when I hit ‘post’ so apologies if this is a duplicate.
this is why god invented arsonists.
Oh, what a drag! Who needs the additional stress. I hope my house doesn’t figure out I’ve got a new one in the wings (due date: May 07.)
Drink heavily and then declare for either pre law or pre med. Both are the same.
Oh oh, I hope it was a little better than you described. Sorry to hear that.