I am running the Indianapolis Mini Marathon on May 5th. So I’m thinking I’m going to have to start training soon. Like real soon. Like right now, maybe. I found a quickie Hal Higdon Half-Mara training program . . . and I’ll start reading it right now. My life has been so hectic I haven’t had any time to mention that my boobs are shrinking. And I’m only 12.6 pounds away from my goal weight. And today, I’m trying to sabotage it all by eating everything I can get my hands on.
Must. Stop. Must. Be. Good.
Runners. Need. Boobs. Too.