Have you ever been watching television and a pharmaceutical commercial comes and then you suddenly start having symptoms of the disease they are describing? Well that happens to me all the time. Everyday in fact. Those who know me know I have a tendency to be somewhat of a hypochondriac.
Currently, on top of the poison oak rash covering my entire body and the hundreds of mosquito bites on top of that rash, I have seriously bad, worst case ever recorded, of really awful, bad, horrible PMS. And it’s real and true because I say so. So I’m itchy and PMSy.
Since over the past two years gerbils have been nibbling away at my girlie parts, one would think, the PMS would be all but gone. But nooo!! It’s real and I’m miserable. And to top it all off, I just saw a commercial about PMDD and now I have that. And I think I need some Viagra and maybe some Lipitor too. And Hoodia. Lots of Hoodia.