Have you ever been watching television and a pharmaceutical commercial comes and then you suddenly start having symptoms of the disease they are describing? Well that happens to me all the time. Everyday in fact. Those who know me know I have a tendency to be somewhat of a hypochondriac.
Currently, on top of the poison oak rash covering my entire body and the hundreds of mosquito bites on top of that rash, I have seriously bad, worst case ever recorded, of really awful, bad, horrible PMS. And it’s real and true because I say so. So I’m itchy and PMSy.
Since over the past two years gerbils have been nibbling away at my girlie parts, one would think, the PMS would be all but gone. But nooo!! It’s real and I’m miserable. And to top it all off, I just saw a commercial about PMDD and now I have that. And I think I need some Viagra and maybe some Lipitor too. And Hoodia. Lots of Hoodia.
I need a calculated estimate of how you’re going to be on the weekend of Nov. 4. Does NYC need to get out the PMS Swat Team for you?
i really think it’s just the granite supplier.
my kitchen made me horribly itchy until i got it just right…
You are way to funny to ignore!
Suz,
You are too funny!
At least you don’t have erectile dysfunction 🙂 Those are the only commercials I see…”if you have an erection that last 4 hours call your doctor.” Oh great!!
have a colonoscopy with me! one of the side effects of the prep is TOXIC MEGACOLON! i think i have it already. i kinda want to say i do. what’s wrong? oh, it’s just TOXIC MEGACOLON!
we don’t get those ads here in oz. i miss them. we do get graphic anti-smoking and anti-speeding campaigns. makes CSI look tame. i’m looking forward to better anti-STD ads.
It also sounds like you’re heavily influenced by the store ads and “must have” some of the items featured on them too. Am I right?