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I need my eyebrows done, my hair colored and a crane to remove the giant pimple on the side of my face. I also ran out of deodorant about 3 days ago. And I am way hairier than a any female should be allowed to get. I have disturbingly neglected anything related to personal hygiene to get this house through inspection. And guess what? It passed – even with some minor structural damage and a swarm of wasps that we agreed to take care of. But now, the buyers are backing out of the contract because they really want a pool. Don’t they know they can just swim when it rains? Seriously, that is way more fun than a pool. Oh, and I have no tan. Which is really just wrong.
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Congrats on your inspection.
sorry about the buyers being a punch of bussies.
Where?
They can break a contract for that? If it passed inspection how can they cancel a contract?
I hope their down payment in escrow was substantial. Like, it didn’t have a pool when they made the offer. Hello??!?!!?
Maybe you can go buy some crocs or pimple cream with the windfall.
… or a tanning booth session.
Stand firm. If the place passes inspection, I think it’s pretty hard for them to break their contract. Besides, this may sound too scandanaivy, but can’t they put in their own pool once they buy the place?
You still look OK to me.
Oh Julia, I think it’s just to the left of the bottom lip. The other marks are freckles. They’re good.