Just. Completely. Inappropriate.

by Runner Susan on August 3, 2007

in Uncategorized

I ran five miles today, which is the first time I’ve run since the 12-miles on Sunday. My legs were like Jell-O in the beginning of the run, and it was very humid, but once I warmed up I maintained a 10:30 min pace, except for mile 3, which I walked almost entirely and slowed my overall pace down to 12:00 min per mile. I did stop twice to check my shuffle and once to take a swallow of water. I have issues with being able to run and swallow at the same time. Of course, Michael says I have a lot of issues when it comes to swallowing, but that’s a post for another day.


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{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

1 The Clyde August 3, 2007 at 9:46 am

Damn, you beat me to my clever comment within your post, too funny.

2 Sister Runner Amy August 3, 2007 at 9:48 am

MY EYES! MY EYES!

3 Kate August 3, 2007 at 9:50 am

you know, you could counter with how many calories are in sperm…

4 Try August 3, 2007 at 11:49 am

~rolls eyes~

5 jkrunning August 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm

AHHHHH. My hubby would say the same thing…

6 marathena August 3, 2007 at 6:05 pm

It’s me, it’s me!! I miss you and have been looking for your blog but the last link I have doesn’t work anymore!! How are you?? Have you moved into your new house??

Karrie

7 21stCenturyMom August 3, 2007 at 6:11 pm

Oh you naughty little vixen. Not perhaps quite naughty enough but the man can’t have EVERYTHING now, can he?

8 marathena August 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm

PS: I might be a little sad that I got the boot from the fave list:(

9 Jessica August 3, 2007 at 7:31 pm

That was funny! And how many calories are in sperm???

10 Jessica August 3, 2007 at 7:32 pm

never mind…
“The average e.jaculat.e, laden with between 200 and 300 million s.per.m, amounts to about about 5 calories.”
So long as he doesn’t do the research…

11 Rich August 3, 2007 at 10:46 pm

Back in my windsurfing days, waaaaay back, my favorite bumper sticker read “If it doesn’t blow, it sucks”. I dunno. I just thought about that when I read you last line …

12 IHateToast August 4, 2007 at 2:42 am

god i’m behind on my blogging.
okay, i couldn’t get beyond jell-o. it hit me and hit me hard. do you remember this:

watch it wiggle
see it jiggle
cool and fruity, that’s jell-o brand gellatine
of all desserts you’ll love the one
that tastes so great and makes such fun
so get jell-o brand gellatine and
MAKE SOME FUN!
yeah!

could change the lyrics a bit:
film her boobies
post them on youtubie
cool but fruity, that’s blogger runnersusan
of all bloggers you’ll love the one
who’ll talk of zits and tired buns
so read blogger runnersusan, the
nutty one!
yeah!

13 IHateToast August 4, 2007 at 2:53 am

okay, i totally mismemorised those lyrics, but here they are.

14 iliketoast August 4, 2007 at 7:26 am

*gulp*

I have tip for that ……

no not that …..

When running … grab the cup and throw the water back into your mouth … this way you can breath at the same time …. unfortunately half of it splashes on your shirt and up your nose … trust me … try it!

15 JustJunebug August 4, 2007 at 2:06 pm

you know too fast on the out right? ;o) training runs done about a minute slower than what you want marathon pace to be! ;o)

hell even at 12:00 walk/mile you done good.

as far as the drinking water on the run thing, just squeeze the cup at the top (so you arent drinking from such a wide area) to drink and it should go down easier.

that wont help on the other thing, but i will wait to comment on THAT when that blog post goes up! :O)

16 david August 4, 2007 at 3:18 pm

I read your post a few times and realized that the swallowing problem only occurs while running. So tell Michael to get off the bike so you can stop running alongside; and he might be happier.

17 beth August 5, 2007 at 8:41 am

Can you spit while running?

18 Rob August 6, 2007 at 1:32 am

That’s the Runner Susan we know and love. I think it’s the marathon training that brings you back to your old blogging self.

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