Comments on: Just. Completely. Inappropriate.

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:32:00 +0000

That’s the Runner Susan we know and love. I think it’s the marathon training that brings you back to your old blogging self.

By: beth

beth — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:41:41 +0000

Can you spit while running?

By: david

david — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:18:19 +0000

I read your post a few times and realized that the swallowing problem only occurs while running. So tell Michael to get off the bike so you can stop running alongside; and he might be happier.

By: JustJunebug

JustJunebug — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:06:17 +0000

you know too fast on the out right? ;o) training runs done about a minute slower than what you want marathon pace to be! ;o)

hell even at 12:00 walk/mile you done good.

as far as the drinking water on the run thing, just squeeze the cup at the top (so you arent drinking from such a wide area) to drink and it should go down easier.

that wont help on the other thing, but i will wait to comment on THAT when that blog post goes up! :O)

By: iliketoast

iliketoast — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:26:00 +0000

*gulp*

I have tip for that ……

no not that …..

When running … grab the cup and throw the water back into your mouth … this way you can breath at the same time …. unfortunately half of it splashes on your shirt and up your nose … trust me … try it!

By: IHateToast

IHateToast — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:53:23 +0000

okay, i totally mismemorised those lyrics, but here they are.

By: IHateToast

IHateToast — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:42:51 +0000

god i’m behind on my blogging.
okay, i couldn’t get beyond jell-o. it hit me and hit me hard. do you remember this:

watch it wiggle
see it jiggle
cool and fruity, that’s jell-o brand gellatine
of all desserts you’ll love the one
that tastes so great and makes such fun
so get jell-o brand gellatine and
MAKE SOME FUN!
yeah!

could change the lyrics a bit:
film her boobies
post them on youtubie
cool but fruity, that’s blogger runnersusan
of all bloggers you’ll love the one
who’ll talk of zits and tired buns
so read blogger runnersusan, the
nutty one!
yeah!

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:46:57 +0000

Back in my windsurfing days, waaaaay back, my favorite bumper sticker read “If it doesn’t blow, it sucks”. I dunno. I just thought about that when I read you last line …

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:32:51 +0000

never mind…
“The average e.jaculat.e, laden with between 200 and 300 million s.per.m, amounts to about about 5 calories.”
So long as he doesn’t do the research…

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:31:14 +0000

That was funny! And how many calories are in sperm???

By: marathena

marathena — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:17:58 +0000

PS: I might be a little sad that I got the boot from the fave list:(

By: 21stCenturyMom

21stCenturyMom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:11:52 +0000

Oh you naughty little vixen. Not perhaps quite naughty enough but the man can’t have EVERYTHING now, can he?

By: marathena

marathena — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:05:32 +0000

It’s me, it’s me!! I miss you and have been looking for your blog but the last link I have doesn’t work anymore!! How are you?? Have you moved into your new house??

Karrie

By: jkrunning

jkrunning — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:21:06 +0000

AHHHHH. My hubby would say the same thing…

By: Try

Try — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:49:17 +0000

~rolls eyes~

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:50:57 +0000

you know, you could counter with how many calories are in sperm…

By: Sister Runner Amy

Sister Runner Amy — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:48:14 +0000

MY EYES! MY EYES!

By: The Clyde

The Clyde — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:46:42 +0000

Damn, you beat me to my clever comment within your post, too funny.