Sister Runner Amy flew to the land of “y’all” and “howdy” this weekend to inspect Runner Susan’s new digs. Let me tell “y’all” that it is SWANKY! I only got lost two or three times, and after yelling for help, someone always came to rescue me. Now that’s service!
I really enjoyed the built in coffee/espresso machine, once it decided it would give me coffee, but I’m a little perturbed that Runner Susan didn’t see fit to put a large tub with jets in the guest bath. What was she thinking?
I forced Stationary Susan on the road at 7 AM Saturday for a 9 miler, and I hate to break it to “y’all” the Runner Susan fans, but I SMOKED her. I kept having to slow down and walk for her. I don’t know, she had some lame excuses about moving, but I don’t think that’s an excuse for letting Sister Runner Amy, whose longest race to date is a 10K, smoke you.
I was also disappointed that Suzie did not have enough consideration to beat the Verizon people to a bloody pulp in an effort to insure that I wouldn’t be without WI-FI. It was really rough on me. I mean, what kind of a hole do you live in that doesn’t have Internet access? I once found WI-FI at a gas station in Delta, Colorado.
We also accomplished much work while I was there, so if after Runner Susan does acquire that ever elusive Internet service, you might not actually hear from her because I may have to keep her on a tight leash. Especially if I ever want to have a house as swanky as hers.
Runner Susan is scheduled to have Internet access sometime August 29. They’ll be there to set her up between 8 AM and October.