He’s a loser, she’s a loser, wouldn’t you like to be a loser too?
So, here is the lowdown on Januaryathon. For some reason relating to the weather and having a bad day, whatever the reason, Sister Runner Amy didn’t get her run in on January 18th. She quit and declared me, Runner Susan of all Susans, winner by default. Alright, no big deal, it’s over and I win, so I move on back into my normal workout routine.
NOW Sister Runner Amy is declaring me a loser too because I didn’t go ahead and finish Januaryathon. So I won, then I didn’t win. How did that happen?
I guess I should have read the fine print.