Another doctor appointment, another dollar and more bad news. I have a stress fracture with strict instructions for no running and no weights for six weeks. I asked Dr. Joey what I could do and his response was “A whole lot of nothing!”
I’m going to try and make the best of things. I think I’ll take some time off, enjoy the weather, eat like a pig and keep working on that Do-It-Yourself Liposuction kit. And, in about six weeks when I’ve sucked the entire energy source out of my body, it should be time to start training for the Chicago Marathon.
I hope I don’t lose too much strength. Or get too fat.