We are half way to Indiana and we’ve made it to our hotel safe and sound. And just in case you are wondering, it’s really hard to sneak a Donkey into a hotel room – but we did manage to convince the hotel clerk Donkey was under fifty pounds. I think she might be blind.
Now I just need to muster up some energy to head downstairs to the hotel treadmill. I just drove nearly 500 miles, so four miles on the dreadmill should be easy, right?
*****UPDATE*****
I just spent 30 minutes on a treadmill in a room full of florescent lights with walls wrapped in full-length mirrors that made my ass look as though it had just consumed a 50-pound container of cottage cheese and deposited equal amounts on each thigh. And if that wasn’t bad enough, someone had set and locked the air conditioning on 60 degrees and turned the ceiling fan on full blast causing my headlights to turn on full beam.
None of this would have been a problem if the exercise room wasn’t located in front of the elevators so that every single person going in or out of the elevator was able to witness the freak show.
The good news – I ran 30 minutes when I wanted to leave after 30 seconds. Although I have no idea how far it was since it was the type of treadmill they have in the quality hotel establishments that allow you to randomly check into a room with a “fifty” pound Donkey.
Donkey is fifty pounds from the shoulder back – maybe.
After sitting all day, I’d think you’d like to get your behind shaking on the mill.
Don’t forget to stop by KY on the way there or back!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be checking in on you!
Love the Colts jersey, Kenza. 🙂
Ha! Great image.
Lovely traveling companions you have.
Love the comments about the run. Atleast you got it done! Bravo, Susan!
Not sure where you’re heading in the (ex) home state, but if it happens to be lafalot then say hey to my alma mater and have one at the Chocolate Shop for me – if you can hold your nose long enough.
Ahhh….best decade of my life.
How could the clerk resist Donkey if he struck a pose like that photo?
I’m super impressed by your 30 minutes on the ‘mill after driving 800ks. You dazzled the witnesses with your shining form.
Any ideas for “Super Easy Sexy Hair”.?
I’m sure even with an extra 50 pounds your ass would still look great 😉
Wow! That’s certainly a tough feat! Cute pictures!
It’s all in Donkey’s bones. Really.
Dontcha just love hotel fitness rooms? At least you’ll never see those people again…and you gave them a free show! That’s gotta be good karma, right?
you can’t take dogs into motels here in oz. blows!
let me guess: 30 to little rock. 40 to west memphis. 55 to … cairo? 57 to effinham? 70 to indy?
was i right?
cottage cheese, donkeys, headlights….man this post had it all. later.
Sounds like one of the hotels I’ve stayed in the Panhandle. The only advantage: I bet you were the only one in the fitness center! No lines!
“made my ass look as though it had just consumed a 50-pound container of cottage cheese and deposited equal amounts on each thigh.” that is without a doubt the funniest thing you have ever written (or at least the funniest thing I can remember!!)