Why are they so goofy on the way home? Did you know that if you feed a Donkey 20 chicken nuggets he’ll get gas and stink up a car for about 150 miles? Oh, and also, did you know that 200 miles of Miley Cyrus songs will cause any mother to bang her head against the steering wheel and cause her brains to seep out the nostrils and bleed onto the floorboard?
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pretty eyes!
Oh no, Hannah Montana.
I’m pretty sure that 2 miles of Miley Cyrus would make me want to kill myself. I’m anti-Miley. Seriously
There is absolutely no way I could handle even one minute of my drive-time with Miley Cyrus or her alter ego.
Kudos to you.
Who’s Miley Cyrus????
I keed…seriously though I’d destroy that CD…or mp3…or whatever those kids use now.
BTW – thanks to you I just called my mom and apologized for all those years of trips filled with Billy Idol, Duran Duran, and Culture Club.
“girls on film….”
If Miley is related to Billy Ray Cyrus, I feel your pain.
Did not know the part about chicken nuggets…but I would have highly suspected about the brain seeping due to Miley Cyrus. I don’t know how you mom-type people do it sometimes. You’re all saints. :/
Sounds like you’ve got the best of both worlds. Was Donkey pumping up the party? I suppose life’s what you make it…
“Cuz it’s the beeeessst of boooth worlds….”
and i have no idea who miley cyrus is. i refuse to listen to anyone whose name rhymes with virus.
Oh yeah…Miley/Hannah… I hear your pain
uhhhhhh what brains? hehehehehehehe
oh how i love Miley Cyrus so.
later.
Doggy farts are the WORST! Especially pug ones. I feel your pain with the car trip involving kids.