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Do I look faster? Just found a super nice bike shop that specializes in Specialized stuff! How cool is that? And they told my if my vagina is unsatisfied after a few rides, I can bring it back and get a new one. Oh, and Cycling = Expensive Sport.
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Yup!
You look adorable. And your va-jay-jay won’t care about the seat – it’s your ass and your yoni that get angry. That seat will help a lot but it does take a little time in the saddle to toughen up. I have that seat and my lovely lady parts suffer very little even on long rides in tri shorts.
Have fun tomorrow!
ps – the expense of cycling is offset by how many calories it burns. Trust me on this one. I didn’t start losing weight until I started riding a lot. Running and swimming just don’t do it. Therefore, it is worth every dime.
I agree with 21stCenturyMom. Long rides are awesome for losing weight. (Just make sure you don’t eat too much after your ride to negate any weight benefits).
And while cycling is way more expensive, at least you get a lot more life out of it than you do with running gear. You won’t have to buy new bike shoes/shorts every few months like you do with running gear.
good luck with those keyword searches on this post! I have the same seat- love it.
did you say vagina!?@? cause if you didnt i spit Cherry Coke Zero all over my computer for not.
and, i ride a Specialized Toupe (its a saddle) and loves it. later.
Yeah, just wait until you start doing Tris and want to pimp out your bike. Talk about expensive!
Happy cycling – be safe out there!
Like our recommendations before…specialized saddles are the shiz. I ride toupe, alias and avatar on various bikes.
If your vagina is anything like my prostate then I predict you will enjoy…
…maybe “enjoy” was the wrong word in this context….
As for expense….just wait. You’d poop on your chamois if you knew how much I spend on it annually.
That’s OK…Mrs. P calls it my other woman anyway.
BTW – I thought with your husband’s involvement in the sport the expense would already be apparant…unless he’s….HIDING IT?!!! *shock*
If you want to be fast, try having a pint of guinness with breakfast – it worked for “Forever Together” (horse that won a race at the Breeder’s Cup)
“And they told my if my vagina is unsatisfied after a few rides, I can bring it back and get a new one.”
OMG- excuse me ass I piss myself laughing.
The seat right? Not the vajay-jay! HA!
(now I’m the dork again!)
oops- i said ass instead of as, now I’m really laughing!
If you need more places to spend money, check out the Terry catalog.
http://www.terrybicycles.com/
REALLY cute jerseys!
What’s a yoni?
I have that seat on my mountain bike and love it – long bumpy rides are a breeze!
Yeah, be careful…bike clothing can be addictive (most of it is way cuter than running stuff).
Mom??? Running didn’t help you lose weight??? hmmmm. That’s odd.
As my good friend Ronnie used to say, “There you go again.”
somehow i have managed to avoid spending $$ on the bike…after the initial ridic outlay. of course, now that winter is coming, i need either a) more clothes, b) a light, or c) a RIDICULOUSLY expensive indoor trainer.
i need to downsize my life.
Faster, and not so dorky.
They’ll give you a new vag? Cool. [can't believe I said that - must have been channeling Katy]
i had a seat like that. i was riding around white rock and saw a student with his parents. i got off the bike and chatted. my student asked, “why does your bike seat have a hole there?” i saw his parents bikes. they were fancy. i figured the parents knew exactly why i had holes in my seat. sigh. “i thread the bike lock thing through it so no one steals it.”
that worked.
i think it’s also so you can just piss yourself while riding. or, you know, give yourself a little happy tickle.
I just want to see the video of the guys reaction when you walk in a tell him “My vagina is unsatisfied.”
He’ll faint.
OMG, I’m way behind but stoked to read that you are riding! Woohoo! And I love the red helmet!