I got to wear my new bike jersey outside for the first time today. I was so excited because I looked like a professional with the pockets in the back for my phone and stuff, but my ham hocks are so big they pushed my shirt up and made my iphone fall to the ground.
Now I’m sad.
Stupid. Cute. Shirt.
Must commence ham hock reducing plan as soon as possible.
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Nice new blog site to see and poor phone !.
Rinus.
HEy be happy you have some. Some would kill for it. Poor phone.
oh no. did it break?
you have no ham hocks. you have buns-o-steel.
Did someone say ham? (hungry…)
Is your phone dead?
You need a
Try this again…
You need a Bento Box
http://www.polardiscount.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idProduct=109
“pockects for your iPhone and stuff. ”
now i know what those things are for. cool. later.
Did you wear the orange one or the other one?
You must not have been wearing it correctly.
You don’t have ham hocks. The jersey has profound wrinkles.
iphones are slippery maybe invest in a rubbery cover thing if you are going to take it riding – I don’t think it would fit in a bento
Silly runner – those pockets are there to hold your awesome.
…aham puts sandbags in his.
Serves you right for cycling. If you’d been running Cherry Berry would have caught it before it hit the ground.
My iPhone fits in a bento… I put it in a plastic bag too so it doesn’t get gatoraid, sweat, or any other type of wet on it.
At least it didn’t fall in a toilet like mine did
Is it OK?
You soooooo don’t have ham-hocks…nowhere near
I hope your phone survived the fall.
last night I had a dream that you came over to my house and insisted that I make “michigan icing” for some cupcakes that I just baked. I have no idea what “michigan icing” is. But we made some and frosted the cupcakes until they were about 2 feet tall. Then I woke up. I need to stop eating before bed.
Sounds like Tiggs has been dipping into the “special” frosting before bedtime . . .
Mmmm…ham with frosting…. wait.