Bad Shirt. Very bad shirt.

by Runner Susan on March 10, 2009

in Attire,The Dark Side

I got to wear my new bike jersey outside for the first time today. I was so excited because I looked like a professional with the pockets in the back for my phone and stuff, but my ham hocks are so big they pushed my shirt up and made my iphone fall to the ground.

Now I’m sad.

Stupid. Cute. Shirt.

Must commence ham hock reducing plan as soon as possible.


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{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Rinus March 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Nice new blog site to see and poor phone !.
Rinus.

2 rae March 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm

HEy be happy you have some. Some would kill for it. Poor phone.

3 IHateToast March 10, 2009 at 6:14 pm

oh no. did it break?
you have no ham hocks. you have buns-o-steel.

4 Flatman March 10, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Did someone say ham? (hungry…)

Is your phone dead?

5 Chris Hughes March 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm

You need a

6 Chris Hughes March 10, 2009 at 7:31 pm
7 aham23 March 10, 2009 at 9:59 pm

“pockects for your iPhone and stuff. ”

now i know what those things are for. cool. later.

8 David March 10, 2009 at 10:01 pm

Did you wear the orange one or the other one?
You must not have been wearing it correctly.
You don’t have ham hocks. The jersey has profound wrinkles.

9 BettyBetty March 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm

iphones are slippery maybe invest in a rubbery cover thing if you are going to take it riding – I don’t think it would fit in a bento

10 psimet March 11, 2009 at 1:19 am

Silly runner – those pockets are there to hold your awesome.

…aham puts sandbags in his.

11 Ewe the Dewd March 11, 2009 at 1:23 am

Serves you right for cycling. If you’d been running Cherry Berry would have caught it before it hit the ground.

12 Laura March 11, 2009 at 4:56 pm

My iPhone fits in a bento… I put it in a plastic bag too so it doesn’t get gatoraid, sweat, or any other type of wet on it.

13 aka Alice March 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm

At least it didn’t fall in a toilet like mine did :-)

Is it OK?

You soooooo don’t have ham-hocks…nowhere near

14 Rob March 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm

I hope your phone survived the fall.

15 Tiggs March 12, 2009 at 11:48 am

last night I had a dream that you came over to my house and insisted that I make “michigan icing” for some cupcakes that I just baked. I have no idea what “michigan icing” is. But we made some and frosted the cupcakes until they were about 2 feet tall. Then I woke up. I need to stop eating before bed.

16 Susan March 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Sounds like Tiggs has been dipping into the “special” frosting before bedtime . . .

17 Flatman March 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Mmmm…ham with frosting…. wait.

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