Internet People, do you all remember when half of America stopped reading my blog because I was voicing my opinion so much about politics and health care? Well very soon the other rest of America will stop reading my blog – just as soon as I figure out a way to put “damn, stupid, idiotic, messed up health care system” a little more eloquently. Or maybe that just sums it up right there? I’m so filled with excitement, anticipation and anger that I’m not sure how to say what’s what right now. Odd I know, since I rarely keep my mouth shut, and considering I need to liven things up around here I figure I’ll just let it all blow over the next few days and weeks.
Why? Because today I had a health care physical that lasted eight full hours. Not just any physical, but a complete preventive medical physical that SHOULD be standard practice for everyone, but is not. This was a complete mind, body and spirit physical – hush, I know what your thinking, so let me move on. Anyone who has read my blog for any length of time knows I’m a certified fruit loop and a borderline hypochondriac (okay, full-blown on some days), and the whole spirit was unique, especially since I’m the world’s biggest heathen – vibrantly and proudly heathen – I seriously have issues with organized religion. Seriously, serious folks. But this was more yogic, so we’ll call the spirit part stretching since those are basically the same thing anyhow. Shut. up.
Anyhow, the experience has left me temporarily speechless. It’s going to take a week or so for my complete assessment and results, but this is gonna be fun! Runner Susan is ready to get lusty, busty and wildly controversial again – and it’s about time, because I’ve missed me. I’ve missed me so much.
lol I heart you so! I sometimes feel like this too ~ just ‘letting loose’…I think it’s because on my new blog I really don’t swear. Isn’t that so funny? I swore like a sailor in my old blog! It’s still me, now, I don’t know how to be anybody who isn’t me, but it feels edited when I’m not dropping f-bombs everywhere; because that’s totally what I hear in my head. So whatever is in your head (on your chest?) I say let if fly!
It’s the unorganized religions I fear most 😉
We’ve missed you, too! And I would LOVE To know what the tab on that physical was. That would be the one that comes with negotiated rates because you have insurance. You have to add at least 50% for the uninsured. There’s a reason we don’t all get them routinely. That and a doctor’s appt. that requires a lunch break would be my undoing.
Well, I wish I could get a decent physical instead of the standard 30 minute one.
Don’t do it Susan. Silicone is overrated.
I bet the results show you’ve got the most fast-twitch fibres of anyone in the Complete Running Network. No, make that all of Texas.
people. no. no. there is no silicone involved anywhere at anytime. geez.
This post gave me a chuckle. So I say go for it. Let loose. Censoring oneself sucks. I know; I have to do it all the time so I don’t get hauled off to a padded cell.
Ha. I think David was trying to make light of the “busty” statement.
I can’t wait. And I WILL stick by you no matter. I love you Susan and I’ve missed you too.
i get a physical every year – although it only generally lasts and hour or so, never eight. and, i have insurance but i choose to go to a doctor that doesn’t take insurance because he’s GOOD and he spends time with me and i can get in when ever i want to see him.
**whooo hoo**
I definitely want to hear what you have to say!
People stopped reading your blog because of that?
Odd.
I stopped reading when you stopped talking about your running bras.
I will always read your blog. I rarely comment, but I’m always reading. You rock.
health care…my nemesis…We NEED universal health care NOW. don’t get me started.
(how did I miss this?? Damn vacation!)
I will say that being virulently anti-organized religion does not per se make one a heathen. You might well be a heathen, what do I know. But I don’t think that has anything to do with religion.
You rock. Where can I sign up for this?