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From the category archives:
Hair
is better than getting botoxed.
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I have a bad habit of letting my hair get to a certain length and then just chopping it off out of frustration. I’ve been known to do it with my own office scissors. Because of this, I gave my hair stylist, Tiffany, strict instructions to not let me do that again. Ever. Even if [...]
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I need my eyebrows done, my hair colored and a crane to remove the giant pimple on the side of my face. I also ran out of deodorant about 3 days ago. And I am way hairier than a any female should be allowed to get. I have disturbingly neglected anything related to personal hygiene [...]
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I think I’m clean on lice too.
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A long and slow six miles was the course of the morning. A good bottle of wine, a nice Irish Crème was the course for the night before. And despite the lack of hydration, sleep and fuel, this was probably one of the most fun six-mile runs I’ve had in a while. I ran and [...]
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