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One Martini Too Many

The martini cleanse

by Runner Susan on November 26, 2005

in One Martini Too Many

Kenza was invited to an impromptu sleepover last night. This means Susan and Michael get impromptu date night. A glass of wine leads to one martini, two martinis, and three – while a really smooth gin can turn good sex into great sex – its magical power has an unfortunate adverse effect on running. Between [...]

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Totally brunk and droggin

by Runner Susan on October 16, 2005

in One Martini Too Many

It’s my anniversary!!! and I ran a marathon!! and I got a Nano. Na na na na Nano. So Shopper Susan decided to celebrate anniversary/marathon completion with Runner Susan by taking not-so-shopper husband to the mall. Fashion Whore Susan got a little upset with Runner Susan because she’s spent to much time with I-must-stuff-my-face Susan [...]

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Have headache – -

by Runner Susan on October 13, 2005

in One Martini Too Many

Ok, so I have a headache . . . but I gots a Nano too . . . she’s so shiny and pretty. Not sure what to name her. I’ll be patient, it must be a worthy name. Ok, so I’ve got to get a grip on this calorie thing. I can’t continue to consume [...]

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2 Martinis + 1 Glass Wine + Allergy Medicine = Hangover

by Runner Susan on July 29, 2005

in One Martini Too Many

Ok, so I weigh 129 today . . . Anyone want to guess why? Let me bore you for a moment. These are the bottom of my feet. For about a year now, I’ve been having trouble with the 3rd metatarsal on my right foot. A combination of things – very high arches and a [...]

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