For BettyBetty, America’s hottest road cyclist living in ruburbia. Visit her blog Itchy Bits and you’ll want to buy a new bike or twenty.

It’s a tie between Tukisha with Personal Improvement Machine Platform or PIMP for short. I love her examples – I have to go do my pimp. My pimp wore me out.

And I really like Real Diva’s Sunshine and her alternate title The Bionic Stationary Cankle Corrector.

So I think I’ll compromise and go with Sunshine PIMP.

Tukisha, friend, if you still have a blog and need a masthead let me know. Real Diva let’s get you a masthead started, send me an email and let me know what you are looking for! Thank you for naming my treadmill.

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If you haven’t noticed, things in my world are busy lately, hence my lack of commenting and sporadic posting. I’ve gone from disassembling my vacuum out of boredom to gleefully doing what I love best: spending time with my iMac. My tongue is so happy. Those of you who know me well knew that I could not stay unemployed very long. Go ahead, laugh now or forever hold your peace.

For a while now, my sister Amy and I have been toying around with the idea of starting our own web design business. Finally, it’s real. We did it. Not only did we do it, it’s growing faster than we imagined. This, of course, makes a previously bored Susan a monetarily happy Susan. Call me superficial. I don’t care. I like having money. If you have a moment stop by and check out our site: www.sumydesigns.com. It’s in a transitional stage, but let us know what you think. Honest opinion givers need only apply.

This brings me to another subject. You know that thing I do for all of you – that thing I love called designing your blog mastheads for free. I can’t do it anymore. Don’t get me wrong. I loved doing it and I love visiting the blogs I’ve designed for to see how they capture each of your personal style and spirit. It really brings joy to my heart. But the requests are getting more frequent, and now that it’s my job to design, I just can’t do it for free any longer. I’ve spent too much of my own money purchasing images and it’s not fair to my sister or our new business to take away time and skill that could be used to grow our new company. (Besides, my sister was threatening to bitch slap me if I didn’t stop – she can be mean that way.) But I hope I’ve come up with a solution, we do have ready-to-order mastheads available on our site – reasonably priced I might add at only $20 per masthead. Please don’t hate me, it’s nothing personal, it’s just that without an income I can’t purchase that new fall wardrobe for Rowdy.