“Polished, round and expressive. A gorgeous mouthful of ripe blackberry, plum, cherry and exotic spices, with hints of leather and brown sugar. The finish rolls on against superfine tannins. Drink now through 2016.” -Wine Spectator

Seriously? What does a hint of leather taste like? I hate it when they say things like that. All I know is this wine tastes good. And it’s cheap at $12.99 a bottle. And it screws. Best of both worlds.